ENGLISH CAMP PHASE 11 2008 COMMITTEE

Advisors
Ms. Nor Suhardiliana Sahar
Ms. Sarah Zulkiple
Ms. Marziah Ramli

Director
Amirul Juwaidy Hj Omar

Vice Director
Nurul Atiqah Ramlan

Secretary
Wan Rohaya Wan Idris
Nik Fatin Nik Mohamed

Treasurer
Mohd Usman Mohd Junaidi

Logistic & Technical
Muhammad Ilyas Mohd Junaidi
Siti Aisyah Jamil

Publicity
Nabila Sharudin
Nurizzati Ramle

Refreshment & Beverages
Siti Hajar Binti Mohd Noh
Ruhama Binti Walled

Welfare & Safety
Amiruddin Fadzli Bin Mohamad Zaini
Nadia Faira Binti Mat Zali

Registration & Activities
Mohammad Yusri Bin Ahmad Zaidi
Khairul Anwar Bin Ibrahim
Mohd Syazwan Bin Zulkipli

Lodging
Aizat Bin Mohd Taib@Taib
Norziatul Husna Binti Mohd Ridzuan

Sponsorship
Afiq Bin Mohd Noor
Ong Kah Siang
Soffia Binti Suliman

Spiritual
Mohd Usman Bin Mohd Junaidi
Nur Atiqah Binti Ramlan
Muhd Syah Waliyullah Ad-Dahlawi Bin Mohd Razali

Souvenirs & Gifts
Abdul Rahim Bin Mohamed
Jahabar Nachia Binti Mohd Jasad

Protocol
Akmal Hakim Bin Muhd Sha’ani
Surain Binti Sazali

Special Task Force
Muhammad Safwan Bin Azmi
Nur Alia Atiqah

Documentation
Nur Atiqah Binti Ramlan

Photographer
Amirul Juwaidy Bin Hj Omar

Emcees
Thilagawathi A/P Batumalai
Amiruddin Fadzli Bin Mohamad Zaini

Facilitators
Aizat Bin Mohd Taib@Taib (Head)
Mohammad Ilyas Binti Mohd Junaidi
Afiq Bin Mohamad Noor
Muhammad Safwan Bin Azmi
Akmal Hakim Bin Muhd Sha’ani
Abdul Rahim Bin Mohamed
Wan Rohaya Binti Wan Idris
Nik Faten Binti Nik Mohamed
Nabila Binti Sharudin
Siti Aisyah Binti Jamil
Nurizatti Binti Ramle
Soffia Binti Suliman
Nur Alia Atiqah
Nadia Faira Binti Mat Zali
Surain Binti Sazali
Suhana Binti Sufian
Jahabar Nachia Binti Mohd Jasad
Norziatul Husna Binti Mohd Ridzuan

New Meanings for Old Words

• Acupuncture, n., a jab well done.
• Adult, n., a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
• Beauty Parlor, n., a place where women curl up and dye.
• Cannibal, n., someone who is fed up with people.
• Chicken, n., the only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead.
• Committee, n., a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
• Dust, n., mud with the juice squeezed out.
• Egotist, n., someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
• Handkerchief, n., cold storage.
• Inflation, n., cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
• Mosquito, n., an insect that makes you like flies better.
• Raisin, n., grape with a sunburn.
• Secret, n., something you tell to one person at a time.
• Skeleton, n., a collection of bones with the person scraped off.
• Toothache, n., the pain that drives you to extraction.
• Tomorrow, n., one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
• Yawn, n, an honest opinion openly expressed.
• Wrinkle, n., something other people have; I have character lines.

taken from: www.alphadictionary.com

The Funny English Language

No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn.
I sometimes wonder how we manage to communicate at all!

We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,

So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.

taken from: www.corsinet.com

Spelling Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown
taken from: www.ahajokes.com

English Camp Meeting

Date: 16 Oct 2008
Time: 2200
Venue: XBK6

Compulsory to all AJKs and facilitators. Club members who are interested are also invited.

Selamat Hari Raya

Date: 12 Oct 2008
Venue: Hotel Seri Malaysia Kuantan


emcees for the night


all the beautiful girls..


encore!


the handsome guys...

Happy Hari Raya!