June 2011 ~ INTELLIGENTSIA

June 20, 2011

FAMGATH 2011

Date: April 16, 2011

Venue: Pantai Sepat, Pekan

it's babah turn!

ummm... yummy!

do you think this is enough for everyone?

hahahaha, let's laugh while waiting for the food!

oh, so tired doing nothing! sleep first.

afif, come back! it's gonna rain soon!

I wonder what game are we gonna play next?

the chicken smell nice! I can eat them all by myself!

cut them nicely! while you're cutting them, I'm gonna take your picture. smile!

I wanna jump hire than the balloon!

Family Gathering

19:04 intell

FAMGATH 2011

Date: April 16, 2011

Venue: Pantai Sepat, Pekan

it's babah turn!

ummm... yummy!

do you think this is enough for everyone?

hahahaha, let's laugh while waiting for the food!

oh, so tired doing nothing! sleep first.

afif, come back! it's gonna rain soon!

I wonder what game are we gonna play next?

the chicken smell nice! I can eat them all by myself!

cut them nicely! while you're cutting them, I'm gonna take your picture. smile!

I wanna jump hire than the balloon!

June 19, 2011

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

A week later..... a letter from "home"

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

Dear Dad

22:14 intell

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
it is a major component in acid rain
it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
accidental inhalation can kill you
it contributes to erosion
it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

Forty-three (43) said yes,
six (6) were undecided,
and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

thanks to: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1RhI53/www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html

H2O: Dangerous Chemical!

22:08 intell

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
it is a major component in acid rain
it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
accidental inhalation can kill you
it contributes to erosion
it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

Forty-three (43) said yes,
six (6) were undecided,
and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

thanks to: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1RhI53/www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html

The most beautiful sea:
hasn't been crossed yet.
The most beautiful child:
hasn't grown up yet.
Our most beautiful days:
we haven't seen yet.
And the most beautiful words I wanted to tell you
I haven't said yet...

-Nazim Hikmet Ran